Surprise, Surprise. I've been in a funk. Actually, I'm trying to NOT be in a funk. Confused? Well, I'm pretty sure that normal people call it hormones. I think men call it the devil that visits monthly. I'm not exactly sure what I want to call it, other than a Funk. Stupid hormones. If they can't give me a baby, then why the heck do I have them?! Ugh, sigh.
So, for women, who like me, get in a funk once a month, I'm going to show you how to get out of it. It's kinda fabulous. I call it my Six Steps to Sanity.
Cuddle and Talk to Someone Who Doesn't Talk Back.
Go on a Tiny, Little Shopping Spree.
Continue the Shopping Spree and Proceed to Get Ready for Vacation. Preferably, Buy a New Suitcase that No One Could Possibly Mistake for Theirs (This Will Keep You Non-Hormonal When Said Vacation Happens and You Are at a Crowded Airport).
Relax. Enjoy the Things You Love.
Go for a Drive. A Long Drive. Enjoy the Scenery. Get Lost in the Moment.
There's nothing you can do about the hormones, the devil, or whatever you want to call your monthly visitor, but I can sure try to ward it off from ruining my days and putting me into a funk. Today was a fabulous day because I followed my Six Steps to Sanity.
You can totally work the steps and have good days no matter what time of the month it is. Try it. I swear it works.